Mrs. Applesworth's School of Book Learnin'
Ya just can't mention Boydsville School of Book Learnin' without mentioning Mrs. Applesworth. Heck, she's been teachin' there for as long as folks can remember! Known always to have a book in hand and a dusting of chalk on her dress, she's runs a tight ship, often telling her students, "If you're not here to learn, then you're in the wrong place!"
Don't believe it? Well just ask Little Tommy Bearsworth. You'll find him sittin' upstairs, wearin' a dunce cap and lamenting over his "less than acceptable" classroom behavior. If ya listen real close, you might just hear him mumblin' "A, B, C, D, E, F, J, G....don't know why the teacher is always pickin' on me!"