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Updated May 1, 2019







Welcome To

Turdcules Toilet Elixir

At Dreams & Rainbows
Finally, you can take a sh∗t without smelling like sh∗t...or flowers.
100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
SEPTIC-SAFE
Proudly Made in the USA

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Sasquat Toilet Elixir
• Smells like Camping & Living Legends
• Really smells like Woodland Berries & a cacophony of Evergreen Trees
$11.50
In Stock!


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Pooseidon Toilet Elixir
• Smells like Sunken Ships & Drunken Sailors
• Really smells like Teakwood, Coconuts and Caribbean Rum
$11.50
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Turdpedo Toilet Elixir
• Smells like Sunburns & Victory
• Really smells like grapefruit, lime, motor oil and explosions
$11.50
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There's Somethin' Brewing Toilet Elixir
• Smells like Wisdom & Grandpa's Stories
• Really smells like coffee, Cuban cigars and cherry pipe tobacco
$11.50
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Log Splitter Toilet Elixir
• Smells like Tree Bark & Grit
• Really smells like cedarwood, leather & amberwood moss
$11.50
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Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir
• Smells like Good Vibes & Wicked Waves
• Really smells like satsuma, mint and a hint of cayenne pepper
$11.50
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Tennessee Hangover Toilet Elixir
• Smells like Bonfires & Bad Decisions
• Really smells like campfires and smooth whiskey
$11.50
In Stock!



Dreams And Rainbows Is Pleased To Offer Free UPS Ground Or U.S. Postal Service Shipping, Within The U.S. Or To APO/FPO Addresses, On All Fully Priced Orders Of $50.00 or Higher!
Lesser Orders Within The Same Territories Will Be Charged A Shipping Fee Of $10.00.
Other Areas Are Charged Actual Shipping By Your Chosen Means Of Delivery.


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If You Prefer To Contact Us By Other Than Email Or Our Order Form, Please Feel Free To At:
(928) 757-7141 - Telephone
(928) 757-3105 - 24 Hour Fax

We Are Located At:
3633 Stockton Hill Rd.
Kingman, Az 86409


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