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Get Sassys are 100% Cotton, Measures 30" X 30"
Ellembee are 100% Unbleached Cotton, Measures 24" X 26"

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Dreams And Rainbows Is Pleased To Offer Free UPS Ground Or U.S. Postal Service Shipping, Within The U.S. Or To APO/FPO Addresses, On All Fully Priced Orders Of $50.00 or Higher!
Lesser Orders Within The Same Territories Will Be Charged A Shipping Fee Of $10.00.
Other Areas Are Charged Actual Shipping By Your Chosen Means Of Delivery.

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(928) 757-7141 - Telephone
(928) 757-3105 - 24 Hour Fax

We Are Located At:
3633 Stockton Hill Rd.
Kingman, Az 86409

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