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Updated February 10, 2021







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Get Sassys are 100% Cotton, Measures 30" X 30"
Ellembee are 100% Unbleached Cotton, Measures 24" X 26"

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"Our cleaning lady just called and told us she would be working from home and she will send us instructions on what to do."
Item #CV005
$14.00
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"Because of the huge increase in deliveries FEDEX and UPS have joined forces. They are now FED-UP."
Item #CV015
$14.00
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"If you see my kids locked outside today, mind your own business. We are having a fire drill."
Item #CV023
$14.00
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"If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect"
Item #2222
$14.00
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"If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school."
Item #3333
$14.00
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"I picked up a hitchiker last night. Surprised, he asked, "Why did you pick me up? How do you know I'm not a serial killer?" I told him the chances of two serial killers in one car would be astronomical."
Item #4444
$14.00
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"Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood."
Item #5555
$14.00
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"I need a leaf blower. But for people."
Item #8471
$14.00
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"I saw a store that has a sign that reads "We treat you like family". Yep, NOT going in there."
Item #8516
$14.00
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"I hate it when healthy me buys the groceries because now fat me needs a snack."
Item #8643
$14.00
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"Well, that escalated quickly" is our family motto."
Item #8702
$14.00
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"I got my boobs the old fashioned way. By getting fat."
Item #8704
$14.00
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"Home is where you trust the toilet seat."
Item #8707
$14.00
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"I'm fat but I identify as skinny. I'm trans-slender."
Item #8708
$14.00
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"I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do, it's because I missed my exit."
Item #8710
$14.00
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"If you don't use fast food napkins as Kleenex in your car, you must be in a whole different tax bracket."
Item #8722
$14.00
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"If God can make a bugs butt light up, think of what He can do for you."
Item #8724
$14.00
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"My teenager told me she wants to go someplace where nobody will bother her, It's a dream we both share."
Item #8726
$14.00
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"Sorry I took my pants off at your gender reveal party. I thought we were all participating. My bad."
Item #8710
$14.00
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"Welcome to middle age. All the foods you have ever loved are now trying to kill you."
Item #8748
$14.00
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"I'm not in charge" is Southern Lady code for "They're doing it wrong"
Item #8750
$14.00
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"LMFMO Laughing my freakin' mask off."
Item #8774
$14.00
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"People start coughing and worry they have Coronavirus; I cough and just pray I don't pee my pants."
Item #8777
$14.00
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"The whole country could be tested by midnight if Chick-fil-A was running those drive-thrus."
Item #8783
$14.00
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"Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn't forward that email to 10 people."
Item #8792
$14.00
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"I love that we don't need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child."
Item #8888
$14.00
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"Should we drink wine tonight?
A) Yes
B) A
C)B"

Item #11285
$14.00
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"Fruit Cocktail: Perhaps the most disappointing of all the cocktails."
Item #11320
$14.00
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"For the third time this week, I'm buying booze for the next two weeks."
Item #8710
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?"
Item #eb01
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"Fruit snacks are probably the best parenting tool around. Little bags of shut the heck up."
Item #eb02
$14.00
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"I'm on "cutting my own bangs" glass of wine."
Item #eb03
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"The Pillsbury Doughboy is my spirit animal."
Item #eb04
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"Go Home, 2020. You're drunk."
Item #eb05
$14.00
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"Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look everywhere for my keys and find them in my hands."
Item #eb06
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"Arizona"
Item #eb07
$14.00
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"I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping, because now chubby me needs a snack."
Item #eb08
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"Jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler."
Item #eb09
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect."
Item #eb010
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"Do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?"
Item #eb011
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them."
Item #eb012
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"Stove for display only."
Item #eb013
$14.00
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Dreams And Rainbows Is Pleased To Offer Free UPS Ground Or U.S. Postal Service Shipping, Within The U.S. Or To APO/FPO Addresses, On All Fully Priced Orders Of $50.00 or Higher!
Lesser Orders Within The Same Territories Will Be Charged A Shipping Fee Of $10.00.
Other Areas Are Charged Actual Shipping By Your Chosen Means Of Delivery.


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(928) 757-3105 - 24 Hour Fax

We Are Located At:
3633 Stockton Hill Rd.
Kingman, Az 86409



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