Kitchen Towels

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Updated March 20, 2024

Welcome To
Humorous Kitchen Towels by
Wild Hare Designs,
Twisted Wares,
Get Sassys & Ellembee
At
Dreams & Rainbows

Wild Hare Designs are 100% Cotton Twill, Machine Washable, Measures 16" X 26" Get Sassys are 100% Cotton, Measures 30" X 30"
Ellembee are 100% Unbleached Cotton, Measures 24" X 26"
Twisted Wares are 100% Flower Sack Cotton, Pre-washed & lint free, Measures 26" X 26"
Stonewall Kitchen are 100% Cotton, Measure 28" X 18"

Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Around here we don't hide crazy. We parade it on the porch and give it a cocktail."
Item #BBA01
$14.00
Temporarily Sold Out!

Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world! Oh, sorry...that's wine. Wine does that."
Item #BBA05
$14.00
Temporarily Sold Out!

Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"At my age "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot!"
Item #BBA41
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"A friend will make you lemonade. A true friend will put Vodka it it."
Item #BBA80
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"After Monday & Tuesday even the calendar says WTF"
Item #BBA87
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"A Dog's Tail Never Lies."
Item #BBA103
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Apparently, wine is not an appropriate answer to "What motivates you?"
Item #BBA109
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks...Some asshole has my pen!"
Item #BBA122
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Being Cremated is my last hope for a Smokin' Hot Body"
Item #BBB75
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Best Friends don't judge each other. They judge other people...Together."
Item #BBB97
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can lose up to 87%...of what little joy you still have in your life."
Item #BBB98
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Best Friends Make Good Times Better And Hard Times Easier"
Item #BBB99
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Cats are like Potato Chips. It's hard to have just one!"
Item #BBC39
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Come here you big, beautiful Cup of Coffee. Lie to me about how much we're going to get done today."
Item #BBC51
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Dear Kharma, I have a list of people you forgot."
Item #BBD61
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Day 12 of No Chocolate. Lost Hearing in My Left Eye!"
Item #BBD80
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Dishes...we meet again, you dirty Bastards"
Item #BBD82
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Five Stages Of A Woman's Life:
to grow up
to fill out
to slim down
to hold it in and
to Hell with it!"
Item #BBF44
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Good Moms let you lick the beaters. Great Moms turn them off first."
Item #BBG76
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Going to bed early
Not leaving my house
Not going to a party
My childhood punishments have become my adult goals."
Item #BBG80
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Golfer's Prayer...
God grand me the Serenity to accept the shots I miss, the Courage to try, try again, and the Wisdom to not throw my clubs in the lake"
Item #BBG82
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Getting Older is just one body part after saying "Ha, you think that's bad? Watch this!"
Item #BBG84
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"He called me a Bitch...I called him an ambulance."
Item #BBH78
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Inside every old person is a young person wondering, "what the hell happened?"
Item #BBI52
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I smile because you're my Sister. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it."
Item #BBI121
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I'm the kind of gal who, when my feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil says "Oh crap! She's up!"
Item #BBI240
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I laughed so hard a tear ran down my leg."
Item #BBI258
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I choose My Friends how I like My Cocktails..Strong, Fabulous, and With a Twist"
Item #BBI285
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I can go from "Southern Belle" to your worst nightmare faster than you can say "Bless Your Heart"
Item #BBI295
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I smile becaus you're my sister-in-law. I laugh because you married my Brother."
Item #BBI306
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I hate it when I see an old person, and then realize we went to school together."
Item #BBI329
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I'm currently Experiencing Life at the rate of Multiple WTF's per hour!"
Item #BBI342
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then...Idiots Happen!"
Item #BBI343
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"It used to take a Village. Now...It takes a Vineyard."
Item #BBI348
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I can keep my mouth shut...but you can still read the subtitles on my face."
Item #BBI380
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I'm not a hot mess. I'm a spicy disaster!"
Item #BBI386
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I'm stuck somewhere between...I need to save money and you only live once."
Item #BBI387
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth."
Item #BBL15
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Life doesn't come with Guarantees...Just know that smiling will brighten your face, laughter will brighten your day and good friends will brighten your life."
Item #BBL44
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Life is like a Jalapeno. What you do today may burn your butt tomorrow."
Item #BBL47
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Lord give me Coffee to change the things I can and Wine to accept the things I can't."
Item #BBL55
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Lead me not into temptation...Oh, who am I kidding? Follow me I know a shortcut."
Item #BBL62
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"My decision-making skills closely resemble that of a Squirrel trying to cross the street"
Item #BBM94
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"My greatest blessings call me Grandma"
Item #BBM95
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"My greatest blessings call me Nana"
Item #BBM96
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Mom, I'm sorry for all the dumb stuff I did as a kid. If it helps, you don't know about half of it."
Item #BBM106
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Marriage is a relationship where One is always right and the other is the Husband."
Item #BBG84
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Nurses can't Fix Stupid but they can Sedate It."
Item #BBN35
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Ninety percent of marriage is shouting "What?" from different rooms."
Item #BBN38
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Not all Fairy Tales begin with "Once upon a time" Many begin with "If Elected I Promise..."
Item #BBN41
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"One minute you're young and wild...The next you're excited about Airfryers and Crockpots."
Item #BBO33
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Once you've seen a woman take off her bra without removing her shirt, you know why they should be in charge of things."
Item #BBO34
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Politicians and Diapers need to be Changed Often and for the Same Reason."
Item #BBP20
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Please excuse the mess. Our standards have lowered with each child."
Item #BBP33
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"People my age climb mountains? I'm lucky getting my legs through underwear without losing my balance!"
Item #BBP37
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"The biggest lie I tell myself is I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it!"
Item #BBT139
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit."
Item #BBW45
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"What happens at Mimi's stays at Mimi's"
Item #BBW74
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Wine takes the Bitch right out of me"
Item #BBW96
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"We'll be friends until we are old and senile and then we'll be new friends!"
Item #BBW119
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"We will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home."
Item #BBW130
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Welcome to the Shit Show"
Item #BBW143
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Without coffee, I wouldn't be the perky, foul-mouthed, delightful person that I am today."
Item #BBW145
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"What do you call a person who's happy on Monday? Retired"
Item #BBW146
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend."
Item #BBY21
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"At my age "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot!" (Gray)
Item #VFA41
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"This year I'm putting mistletoe in my back pocket so that everyone can Kiss My @$%."
Item #XC109
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Jingle All the Way Nobody likes a half-assed Jingler"
Item #XC115
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Dashing through Merlot"
Item #XC120
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I just want to Bake Stuff and Watch Christmas Movies"
Item #XC309
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"It's almost time to switch from my Everyday anxiety to my Festive Christmas Anxiety"
Item #XC310
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I wish Santa would publish his Naughty List...What a great way to meet people!"
Item #XC311
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"When what to my Wondering Eyes should appear but 10 Extra Pounds to my Hips, Thighs and Rear!"
Item #XC316
$14.00
Temporarily Sold Out!

Get Sassys Kitchen Towel
"Our cleaning lady just called and told us she would be working from home and she will send us instructions on what to do."
Item #CV005
$14.00
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Get Sassys Kitchen Towel
"Because of the huge increase in deliveries FEDEX and UPS have joined forces. They are now FED-UP."
Item #CV015
$14.00
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"I got my boobs the old fashioned way. By getting fat."
Item #8704
$14.00
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Get Sassys Kitchen Towel
"Home is where you trust the toilet seat."
Item #8707
$14.00
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"I'm fat but I identify as skinny. I'm trans-slender."
Item #8708
$14.00
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"My teenager told me she wants to go someplace where nobody will bother her, It's a dream we both share."
Item #8726
$14.00
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"Sorry I took my pants off at your gender reveal party. I thought we were all participating. My bad."
Item #8710
$14.00
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"LMFMO Laughing my freakin' mask off."
Item #8774
$14.00
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"The whole country could be tested by midnight if Chick-fil-A was running those drive-thrus."
Item #8783
$14.00
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"Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn't forward that email to 10 people."
Item #8792
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"Fruit snacks are probably the best parenting tool around. Little bags of shut the heck up."
Item #eb02
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"I'm on "cutting my own bangs" glass of wine."
Item #eb03
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"The Pillsbury Doughboy is my spirit animal."
Item #eb04
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"Arizona"
Item #eb07
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"Pivot."
Item #eb14
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except Sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two."
Item #eb15
$14.00
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Twisted Wares Hang Tight Kitchen Towel
"Call Your Mom"
Item #114024
$16.00
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Twisted Wares Hang Tight Kitchen Towel
"If You Stir It, You Can Call It Homemade"
Item #119003
$16.00
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Twisted Wares Hang Tight Kitchen Towel
"As For Me & My House, We Will Serve Tacos - Salsa 24:7"
Item #121004
$16.00
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Twisted Wares Hang Tight Kitchen Towel
"You're The Good Kind Of Weird"
Item #121040
$16.00
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Twisted Wares Hang Tight Kitchen Towel
"Loving You Is As Easy As Getting Fat"
Item #121043
$16.00
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Stonewall Kitchen Tea Towel
Cardinal
Item #600958
$9.50
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Stonewall Kitchen Tea Towel
Scattered Pine
Item #604637
$9.50
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Stonewall Kitchen Tea Towel
Fall Leaves
Item #604996
$9.50
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Stonewall Kitchen Tea Towel
Trick Or Treaters
Item #608237
$9.50
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Stonewall Kitchen Tea Towel
Halloween Icons
Item #608238
$9.50
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Stonewall Kitchen Tea Towel
Buffalo Check
Item #608242
$9.50
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Stonewall Kitchen Tea Towel
Watercolor Pumpkins
Item #608818
$9.50
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We Are Located At:
3633 Stockton Hill Rd.
Kingman, Az 86409

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