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Updated February 22, 2023

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Humorous Kitchen Towels by
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Wild Hare Designs are 100% Cotton Twill, Machine Washable, Measures 16" X 26" Get Sassys are 100% Cotton, Measures 30" X 30"
Ellembee are 100% Unbleached Cotton, Measures 24" X 26"
Twisted Wares are 100% Flower Sack Cotton, Pre-washed & lint free, Measures 26" X 26"
Stonewall Kitchen are 100% Cotton, Measure 28" X 18"

Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Life doesn't come with Guarantees...Just know that smiling will brighten your face, laughter will brighten your day and good friends will brighten your life."
Item #BBL44
$14.00
Temporarily Sold Out!

Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"We'll be friends until we're old and senile and then we'll be new friends!"
Item #BBW119
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Please excuse the mess. Our standards have lowered with each child."
Item #BBP33
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I'm the kind of gal who, when my feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil says "Oh crap! She's up!"
Item #BBI240
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"He called me a Bitch...I called him an ambulance."
Item #BBH78
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend."
Item #VFY21
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Around here we don't hide crazy. We parade it on the porch and give it a cocktail."
Item #BBA01
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Best Friends don't judge each other. They judge other people...Together."
Item #BBB97
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I smile because you're my Sister. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it."
Item #BBI121
$14.00
Temporarily Sold Out!

Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I laughed so hard a tear ran down my leg."
Item #BBI258
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I can go from "Southern Belle" to your worst nightmare faster than you can say "Bless Your Heart"
Item #BBI295
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Going to bed early
Not leaving my house
Not going to a party
My childhood punishments have become my adult goals."
Item #BBG80
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then...Idiots Happen!"
Item #BBI343
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Inside every old person is a young person wondering, "what the hell happened?"
Item #BBI52
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth."
Item #BBL15
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Life is like a Jalapeno. What you do today may burn your butt tomorrow."
Item #BBL147
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Without coffee, I wouldn't be the perky, foul-mouthed, delightful person that I am today."
Item #BBW145
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"One minute you're young and wild...The next you're excited about Airfryers and Crockpots."
Item #BBO33
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Getting Older is just one body part after saying "Ha, you think that's bad? Watch this!"
Item #BBA109
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Dear Kharma, I have a list of people you forgot."
Item #BBD61
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"We will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home."
Item #BBW130
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Apparently, wine is not an appropriate answer to "What motivates you?"
Item #BBA109
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"My decision-making skills closely resemble that of a Squirrel trying to cross the street"
Item #BBM94
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Once you've seen a woman take off her bra without removing her shirt, you know why they should be in charge of things."
Item #BBO34
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"We'll be friends until we are old and senile and then we'll be new friends!"
Item #BBW119
$14.00
In Stock!

Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"It used to take a Village. Now...It takes a Vineyard."
Item #BBI348
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"At my age "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot!"
Item #BBA41
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"A friend will make you lemonade. A true friend will put Vodka it it."
Item #BBA80
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"I smile becaus you're my sister-in-law. I laugh because you married my Brother."
Item #BBI306
$14.00
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Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel
"Lead me not into temptation...Oh, who am I kidding? Follow me I know a shortcut."
Item #BBL62
$14.00
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"Our cleaning lady just called and told us she would be working from home and she will send us instructions on what to do."
Item #CV005
$14.00
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"Because of the huge increase in deliveries FEDEX and UPS have joined forces. They are now FED-UP."
Item #CV015
$14.00
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"Well, that escalated quickly" is our family motto."
Item #8702
$14.00
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"I got my boobs the old fashioned way. By getting fat."
Item #8704
$14.00
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"Home is where you trust the toilet seat."
Item #8707
$14.00
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"I'm fat but I identify as skinny. I'm trans-slender."
Item #8708
$14.00
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"My teenager told me she wants to go someplace where nobody will bother her, It's a dream we both share."
Item #8726
$14.00
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"Sorry I took my pants off at your gender reveal party. I thought we were all participating. My bad."
Item #8710
$14.00
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"LMFMO Laughing my freakin' mask off."
Item #8774
$14.00
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"The whole country could be tested by midnight if Chick-fil-A was running those drive-thrus."
Item #8783
$14.00
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"Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn't forward that email to 10 people."
Item #8792
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"Fruit snacks are probably the best parenting tool around. Little bags of shut the heck up."
Item #eb02
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"I'm on "cutting my own bangs" glass of wine."
Item #eb03
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"The Pillsbury Doughboy is my spirit animal."
Item #eb04
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"Arizona"
Item #eb07
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect."
Item #eb010
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"Do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?"
Item #eb011
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"Pivot."
Item #eb14
$14.00
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Ellembee Kitchen Towel
"I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except Sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two."
Item #eb15
$14.00
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Twisted Wares Hang Tight Kitchen Towel
"Call Your Mom"
Item #114024
$16.00
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Twisted Wares Hang Tight Kitchen Towel
"If You Stir It, You Can Call It Homemade"
Item #119003
$16.00
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Twisted Wares Hang Tight Kitchen Towel
"Please Wash Your Hands. No, Seriously!"
Item #121001
$16.00
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Twisted Wares Hang Tight Kitchen Towel
"As For Me & My House, We Will Serve Tacos - Salsa 24:7"
Item #121004
$16.00
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Twisted Wares Hang Tight Kitchen Towel
"You're The Good Kind Of Weird"
Item #121040
$16.00
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Twisted Wares Hang Tight Kitchen Towel
"Loving You Is As Easy As Getting Fat"
Item #121043
$16.00
In Stock!

Stonewall Kitchen Tea Towel
Cardinal
Item #600958
$9.50
In Stock!

Stonewall Kitchen Tea Towel
Scattered Pine
Item #604637
$9.50
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Stonewall Kitchen Tea Towel
Fall Leaves
Item #604996
$9.50
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Stonewall Kitchen Tea Towel
Trick Or Treaters
Item #608237
$9.50
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Stonewall Kitchen Tea Towel
Halloween Icons
Item #608238
$9.50
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Stonewall Kitchen Tea Towel
Buffalo Check
Item #608242
$9.50
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Stonewall Kitchen Tea Towel
Watercolor Pumpkins
Item #608818
$9.50
In Stock!

Dreams And Rainbows Is Pleased To Offer Free UPS Ground Or U.S. Postal Service Shipping, Within The U.S. Or To APO/FPO Addresses, On All Fully Priced Orders Of $50.00 or Higher!
Lesser Orders Within The Same Territories Will Be Charged A Shipping Fee Of $10.00.
Other Areas Are Charged Actual Shipping By Your Chosen Means Of Delivery.

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We Are Located At:
3633 Stockton Hill Rd.
Kingman, Az 86409

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