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Turdcules Toilet Elixir

At Dreams & Rainbows
Finally, you can take a sh∗t without smelling like sh∗t...or flowers.
100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
SEPTIC-SAFE
Proudly Made in the USA

Sasquat Toilet Elixir • Smells like Camping & Living Legends • Really smells like Woodland Berries & a cacophony of Evergreen Trees $11.50 In Stock!

Pooseidon Toilet Elixir • Smells like Sunken Ships & Drunken Sailors • Really smells like Teakwood, Coconuts and Caribbean Rum $11.50 In Stock!

Turdpedo Toilet Elixir • Smells like Sunburns & Victory • Really smells like grapefruit, lime, motor oil and explosions $11.50 In Stock!

There's Somethin' Brewing Toilet Elixir • Smells like Wisdom & Grandpa's Stories • Really smells like coffee, Cuban cigars and cherry pipe tobacco $11.50 In Stock!

Log Splitter Toilet Elixir • Smells like Tree Bark & Grit • Really smells like cedarwood, leather & amberwood moss $11.50 In Stock!

Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir • Smells like Good Vibes & Wicked Waves • Really smells like satsuma, mint and a hint of cayenne pepper $11.50 In Stock!

Tennessee Hangover Toilet Elixir • Smells like Bonfires & Bad Decisions • Really smells like campfires and smooth whiskey $11.50 In Stock!

Dreams And Rainbows Is Pleased To Offer Free UPS Ground Or U.S. Postal Service Shipping, Within The U.S. Or To APO/FPO Addresses, On All Fully Priced Orders Of $50.00 or Higher!
Lesser Orders Within The Same Territories Will Be Charged A Shipping Fee Of $10.00.
Other Areas Are Charged Actual Shipping By Your Chosen Means Of Delivery.

If You Prefer To Contact Us By Other Than Email Or Our Order Form, Please Feel Free To At:
(928) 757-7141 - Telephone
(928) 757-3105 - 24 Hour Fax

We Are Located At:
3633 Stockton Hill Rd.
Kingman, Az 86409

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