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Updated November 19, 2020

Welcome To

Turdcules Toilet Elixir

At Dreams & Rainbows
Finally, you can take a sh∗t without smelling like sh∗t...or flowers.
100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
Proudly Made in the USA




Shootin' Craps
• Smells like Hot Streaks & Free Drinks
• Really smells like Palm Trees & Caribbean Rum
In Stock!


10 Gallon Shat
• Smells like Bonfires & Bad Decisions
• Really smells like Campfire Embers and Smooth Whiskey
In Stock!


Pooseidon Toilet Elixir
• Smells like Sunken Ships & Drunken Sailors
• Really smells like Teakwood, Coconuts and Caribbean Rum
In Stock!


Turdpedo Toilet Elixir
• Smells like Sunburns & Victory
• Really smells like grapefruit, lime, motor oil and explosions
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There's Somethin' Brewing Toilet Elixir
• Smells like Wisdom & Grandpa's Stories
• Really smells like coffee, Cuban cigars and cherry pipe tobacco
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Log Splitter Toilet Elixir
• Smells like Tree Bark & Grit
• Really smells like cedarwood, leather & amberwood moss
In Stock!


Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir
• Smells like Good Vibes & Wicked Waves
• Really smells like satsuma, mint and a hint of cayenne pepper
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Tennessee Hangover Toilet Elixir
• Smells like Bonfires & Bad Decisions
• Really smells like campfires and smooth whiskey
In Stock!

Dreams And Rainbows Is Pleased To Offer Free UPS Ground Or U.S. Postal Service Shipping, Within The U.S. Or To APO/FPO Addresses, On All Fully Priced Orders Of $50.00 or Higher!
Lesser Orders Within The Same Territories Will Be Charged A Shipping Fee Of $10.00.
Other Areas Are Charged Actual Shipping By Your Chosen Means Of Delivery.

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If You Prefer To Contact Us By Other Than Email Or Our Order Form, Please Feel Free To At:
(928) 757-7141 - Telephone
(928) 757-3105 - 24 Hour Fax

We Are Located At:
3633 Stockton Hill Rd.
Kingman, Az 86409

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